What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:47

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What is one thing you've learned from life?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.